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2007: I will try to be a better husband to Lisa.
2008: I will not leave Lisa.
2009: I will try for reconciliation with Lisa.
2010: I will try to be a better husband to Rachel.
Resolution #2
2007: I will stop looking at other women.
2008: I will not get involved with Rachel.
2009: I will not let Rachel pressure me into another marriage.
2010: I will stop looking at other women.
Resolution #3
2007: I will not let my boss push me around.
2008: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2009: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2010: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.
Resolution #4
2007: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2008: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2009: I will read 5 books a year.
2010: I will finish Space.
Resolution #5
2007: I will not get upset when Bill and Roger make jokes about my baldness.
2008: I will not get annoyed when Bill and Roger kid me about my toupee.
2009: I will not lose my temper when they tell the guys I wear a girdle.
2010: I will not speak to Bill and Roger.
Resolution #6
2007: I will get my weight down below 180.
2008: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2009: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2010: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
Resolution #7
2007: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2008: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2009: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2010: I will not miss any AA meetings.
Resolution #8
2007: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2008: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2009: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2010: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2012.
Resolution #9
2007: I will see my dentist this year.
2008: I will have my cavities filled this year.
2009: I will have my root canal work done this year.
2010: I will get rid of my denture breath this year.
Resolution #10
2007: I will go to church every Sunday.
2008: I will go to church as often as possible.
2009: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2010: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.
Lmao! I love these! They're quite hilarious.
Those were good. hahahaha
lol; great!!